Embiggenating my appendices

Yesterday, I bought my second set of Skullcandy Smokin' Buds. They're the best headphones I've ever owned. I bought first set over a year ago, and I've had them with me EVERY SINGLE DAY ever since, using them, abusing them, kinking the cables, tying them, untying them, squashing them, stretching them, EVERYTHING. They only just died. If you can be tougher on your headphones than me, you must use them to strangle bison on a daily basis, because I am a horribly abusive electronics user. Computers, no. Anything smaller, I abuse it like a drunken sadist in the midst of a 'roid rage.
So. Go buy a pair if you like earbuds. They come with different-sized earcups, too, three sizes. And only 25$! What a bargain.